Tuesday, June 12, 2012

I Can't Make This Stuff Up


An Austrian crematorium burned to the ground while trying to cremate a 440-pound woman. It seems her unusual amount of body fat (the phrase used by The Week Magazine) caused the oven to overheat; it exploded and the fire quickly raged out of control.

Considering my love of Coronas, Krispy Kremes and red meat whoever gets the job of toasting me better have insurance.

PS… “If God hadn’t wanted us to eat cows He shouldn’t have made them so slow.” Kathleen Madigan, comedian

2 comments:

  1. I will be laughing for the next two weeks!

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  2. This is priceless! Keep 'em comin' and keep us laughin'!

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