This is not a joke. It's not even 10 am and so far:
- The picture on the new driver's license I got this morning makes me look 102.
- On the license they changed hair color to grey (from black). The DMV guy was laughing when he changed it and said, “We wouldn’t want an officer to mis-identify you.”
- When I went to IHOP to celebrate getting my new license the waitress offered me the senor discount
- After IHOP I went to Home Depot to get a replacement house key. I had locked myself out of the house and couldn’t find the one I hid. I was joking with the guy making the key and he offered, "Oh, you don't look that old, you look like you're early 50s."
Just give me a big shot of Geritol and a room near the window at The Home.